Recent Conversations

We've had some pretty hilarious conversations going on around our house.


This one was between Nathan and Merek. They were playing with a thermometer.
Nate: I bet I'm warmer than you.
Merek: No way. Look, I'm really warm.
Nate: No, look, I'm so warm that I'm hot.
Merek: Get mad - then you'll be even hotter!
Nate: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!


This one was between me and Caleb. He was kinda sick and nobody else was home, so he and I were hanging out together.
Caleb: I really want to play with a friend.
Me: Which friend?
Caleb: Um, Jack.
Me: New Jack or Old Jack? (he has a new imaginary friend named Jack, and a real friend Jack from our old neighborhood.)
Caleb: New Jack. Incept (except) I don't know where he lives.
Me: I don't know either.
Caleb: He probably lives in Heaven with Jesus.
Me: Yeah, probably.
Caleb: Oh, wait. I think that he lives in Highland.


We were at JCW's (the best burger place in the world, for those of you who don't know) and I was waiting for Caleb to come out of the bathroom. Two boys came out while I was standing there and this is what they said:
Boy #1: You just saw mine nuts, you know.
Boy #2: Yeah.
Boy #1: That's pretty weird, you know.
Boy #2: Yeah.
Boy #3 (I'm assuming he was an older brother): That's it. You guys are in huge trouble. You have to go back to the table with mom. She is gonna be so mad!

I'm not sure what she was going to be mad about, but I was trying so hard not to laugh.